Description
🍉🦓 Product Title:
ZEBRAZUBRA ZEBRALINNI – Desert Stripes x Melon Rinds Core
Brainrot Inc. Fruity Mutazioni Series™
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🧃 Lore Fragment:
Born from a cursed picnic in the Mojave, ZEBRAZUBRA is the result of crossing safari drip with fruit salad sorcery.
Its stripes are organic. Its rind? Juicy.
Locals say it runs 60 mph and sweats fruit punch.
One bite and you’ll hear the whisper:
“Zebralinni… Zebralinni…”
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Watermelon body with seamless zebra transitions
• Muscular cartoon legs and dusty road sneakers
• Exposed fruit slice on the neck—ripe and unhinged
• Desert backdrop complete with cacti and brainrot heatwaves
• Fonts sourced directly from a 90s Italian juice ad hallucination
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👕 Tee Specs – Real Wearable Info:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Weight: Lightweight (4.2 oz/yd²) – breathable for melon missions
• Fit: Classic unisex retail fit with ribbed collar
• Sizes: XS–5XL (true to size)
• Label: Tear-away for smooth, non-scratch fruitcore comfort
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💦 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• No bleach (unless you’re chaotic evil)
• Iron inside-out
• Avoid feeding to animals or uncles at BBQs
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🍉 Color Options:
• Melon Green, Safari Tan, Rind Stripe, Cherry Pop Red
📦 Shipping & Fulfillment:
• Printed & shipped by Printify’s elite U.S. print partners
• Available only at runwaypepe.com/shop
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🔖 Drop Classification:
🍉 FRUIT MUTATION / DESSERT DESERT / JUICE-CODED
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🗯️ Zebralinni Fact:
Boosts hydration aura +12% just by being in your drawer
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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