Description
🌵🦏 Product Title:
TRIKKI TRAKKA TELLAS – Cactuscore Hornlord
Brainrot Inc. “Desert Mutation Drop 1”
──────────────────────────────────────────
🌞 Lore Fragment:
Forged from the sandstorms of chaos and cactus karma…
TRIKKI TRAKKA TELLAS is the sacred beast of the desert rave.
He doesn’t walk — he thumps.
Each stomp detonates a sonic BOOM echoing from Sonora to Saturn.
Said to be half rhino, half cactus, all nuclear mariachi nightmare.
Legends say if you chant “Trikki Trakka Trikki Trakka” three times under a full moon, he appears and challenges you to a blinkless staring contest.
──────────────────────────────────────────
🌵 Design Essence:
• Rhino-cactus hybrid with golden explosive spikes
• Texture-rich skin with comic-style shading
• Desert apocalypse backdrop in burnt ochre & chili orange
• Hand-drawn title in “prickly pressure” font
• Expression locked between menace and childhood confusion
──────────────────────────────────────────
🧵 Real Shirt Specs:
• Material: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Feel: Lightweight, breathable, armored-for-chaos (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Fit: Classic unisex retail cut – doesn’t restrict desert rage
• Print: DTG – ultra-sharp lines, vibrant spike integrity
• Label: Tear-away tag (because TRIKKI hates scratchy necks)
• Sizes: XS–5XL
• Care Rituals:
– Machine wash cold
– Tumble dry low
– Do not bleach or engage in desert rituals while wet
──────────────────────────────────────────
🌈 Color Options:
• Mojave Gold
• Cactus Burst
• Dust Devil Grey
• Psyshock Pink
📦 Shipping Info:
Printed & shipped via top-tier Printify U.S. partners
Average delivery time: faster than a dust devil dodge
🔗 runwaypepe.com/shop
──────────────────────────────────────────
🔥 Drop Rarity:
SPINE-LIMITED™
Each spike… custom coded by the brainrot gods.
Once the sun sets on this beast, he’s gone till the next solar eclipse.
──────────────────────────────────────────
💭 “TRIKKI TRAKKA… BOOM TELLAS.”
Every footstep is a warning. Every tee, a detonation.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.