Description
TRALALERO TRALALAπ¦π
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
In the glitching surf of Zappalooza Bay, a legend runs — not swims — at terrifying speed. His name? Tralalero Tralala, the sneaker-shark hybrid born from a Nike deal gone rogue and a rave wave that never ended. Locals say when you hear “TRALALA…” echo across the sand, it’s already too late — he’s sprinting through dimensions, tongue out, playlist blasting.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Color palette: Ocean steel blues, coral orange, sunset gold, sneaker teal
• Illustration style: Textured cartoon realism with surreal mutation and retro athletic poster vibes
• Major visual elements: Menacing shark with humanoid legs, orange-and-teal athletic shoes, toothy grin, runner’s stance
• Fonts if visible: Distressed vintage serif with 70s surf-rock coloring and shadow glow
• Vibe keywords: Sharkpunk, retro sneaker menace, aquatic absurdism, street meme predator
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Midnight Reef, Neon Coral, Retro Sand
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or air-dry preferred
• No bleach — it triggers the Tralala
• Iron inside-out if needed
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π Category:
BRAINROT RUNNING BEASTS
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π¬ “HE DOESN’T SWIM. HE CHARGES. TRALALA!“
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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