TIM CHEESE — VAULT

Description

🧠 Product Title:

🧀 TIM CHEESE — VAULT 🔫🐭🧤🧀

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🕶️ LORE SNAPSHOT:

Before the mayhem, before the blood-grated bullets—
there was the vault.

Deep beneath the melted marble catacombs of Mozzarella City lies Vault G-9, an abandoned Cold War cheese vault retrofitted into a one-rodent kill chamber.

This is where Tim Cheese disappears when the coordinates go silent, the drones stop reporting, and the Parmesan codeword fails to transmit.

He walks the vault alone, tail twitching, checking each weapon with monk-like calm.
No soundtrack. No talking. Just metal on metal.
He’s loading. For someone.

“Somewhere out there, Pork still breathes.

This loadout will change that.”

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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Mood: Golden-sepia underworld tension
• Fit: 3-piece gangster tactical suit, blood-resistant
• Arsenal: 128+ wall-mounted weapons ranging from brie-burst SMGs to stilton sabers
• Details: Shadow-fused gold lighting, calculated walk angle, vintage tie offset
• Font: Retro cartel-gothic with Mafia Times New Roman lineage

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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Aged Cheddar Gold, Vault Dust, Deep Rat Black

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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or hang-dry over warm Glock barrels
• No bleach — ruins the stealth fiber
• Iron inside-out with discipline

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🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: PrewarRodentPrepper™
• Drop Format: Tee / Oversized Poster / “Vault Files” Print
• Rarity: 🧀 EPIC
• Collector Clue: Hidden cheese symbol on a vault door gun — glows under UV

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💬 Final Journal Entry [Redacted]:

“Vault’s stocked.
When he rings again, I won’t be calling back.

I’ll be already there.”

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🛒 On lockdown exclusively at:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼

EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean