Description
π§ Product Title:
BOMBOMBINI GUSINI – Tactical Mayhem Drop
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π Product Description:
Introducing BOMBOMBINI GUSINI, the most heavily armed waterfowl in the brainrot arsenal. This goose doesn’t honk—it detonates. Decked out in full-on military-grade absurdity, this tee is a call to arms for meme veterans, chaos agents, and those who believe in air superiority… feathered edition.
It’s not a duck. It’s a warning.
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πͺ Fit for the Avian Artillery Elite
Made with ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, this tee ensures maximum maneuverability during meme strikes, covert ops, or casual flybys. Lightweight enough for dogfights. Comfy enough for bunker lounging.
When this goose flies overhead, it’s already too late.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label for comfort on the battlefield
• Durable enough for direct meme impact
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar print featuring the BRAINROT INC. aerial seal
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𧩠“TACTICAL QUACK. TOTAL COLLATERAL.”
Printed with shockwave-level irony
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach—disarms the payload
• Tumble dry low under secure conditions
• Iron inside-out only
• Do not dry clean unless you’re NATO
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Combat Olive, Sky Grey, Asphalt Black, and Fallout White
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s top-tier defense contractors
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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