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π§ Product Title:
ŠPIJUNIRO GOLUBIRO — Brainrot Inc. Edition
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
In the velvet shadows between Yugoslav rooftops and cold war air ducts, only one operative ever cracked the code of the pigeon cabal… ŠPIJUNIRO GOLUBIRO.
Feathered but feared, this trench-coated infiltrator whispered secrets between crumbs. Trained by ex-KGB seagulls, fluent in seven Balkan dialects of cooing, and once suspected of seducing a diplomat’s wife just by tilting his fedora — Golubiro was never caught.
He doesn’t fly. He vanishes.
He doesn’t chirp. He interrogates.
His badge? A breadcrumb. His gun? Classified.
“Do not feed him… unless you want your sins decoded.”
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Color palette: Neon magenta, trenchcoat amber, midnight blue, ink black
• Illustration style: Bold comic-noir with neon shading and vintage detective poster vibes
• Major visual elements: Hyper-serious pigeon wearing fedora, shades, and an oversized detective coat peeking from a brick wall
• Fonts: Retro bold serif, hot pink with deep cyan shadow
• Vibe keywords: Balkan noir, spy pulp, birdpunk, vapor-retro, street-conspiracy, communist cartoon espionage
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex — ideal for covert missions and rooftop strolls
• Label: Tear-away (stealth optional)
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options:
• Brick Shadow
• Spycoat Rust
• Golub Night
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold — with encrypted detergent
• Tumble dry low in an undisclosed bunker
• DO NOT bleach — it’ll expose your fingerprints
• Iron inside-out only after sweeping the room for bugs (and crumbs)
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π Category:
ESPIONAGE AVIARY FILES
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π¬ Final Quote:
“Trust no coop. Watch every crumb.”
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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