Description
π§ Product Title:
FROCQUAZZO NEBULINNI TOILETTALE
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π Product Description:
From the swirling depths of galactic grime comes FROCQUAZZO NEBULINNI – the cosmic toilet prophet of the neon void. This radioactive amphibian isn’t here to explain the universe… he’s here to absorb it, bat in hand, thoughts flushed and glowing.
Wearing this is like broadcasting “I’ve already ascended… and I’m not coming back.”
A certified TOILETTALE™ legend.
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π Fit for the Nebula Pooper
Printed on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers warp-level softness with breathable structure. Ideal for interdimensional dumps, meme trances, or just yelling cryptic things on your balcony at 4AM.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Cosmic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label – frictionless like space-time
• Made for stargazers, brainrotters, and toilet oracles
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar print stamped with the BRAINROT INC. cosmic flush seal
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𧩠“INTERGALACTIC BOWL OF TRUTH” woven into the core
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Deep space black, nebula purple, sludge green, radioactive pink
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s top-rated U.S. partners
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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