Description
🍍🦔 Product Title:
RICCIO SPINOSO – Annanasssino Escandaloso
Brainrot Inc. “Exotic Core” Collection™
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🌴 Lore Fragment:
Born in the forbidden jungles of Spaghettitania, this prickly menace rolls faster than your last nervous breakdown.
RICCIO SPINOSO isn’t just a hedgehog… he’s an Annanasssino Escandaloso – a pineapple-tipped critter with fruit-scented fury.
They say every time he giggles, a tourist gets pricked.
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🎨 Design Essence:
• Pineapple-scale armor with gloss highlights
• Fluoro-tropical palette (acid green, neon red, ultraviolet)
• Glossy anime-grade eyes that scream “too cute to trust”
• Custom jungle graffiti font for that Colombian snack bag vibe
• Framed by hostile foliage and unspoken island legends
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🧥 Wearability Stats:
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² – breathable, fast-drying, and resistant to fruit ambushes
• Retail-fit unisex sizing for tropical outlaws of all kinds
• Ribbed collar, double side seams, no seams with the wildlife
• Tear-away label so you can vanish like a real annanas ninja
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (30°C)
• No bleach unless you’re under attack
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out or steam using pineapple vapor (not recommended)
• Do not dry clean – he hates solvents
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📦 Product Details:
• Sizes: XS–5XL
• Color Options: Jungle Citrus, Volcanic Pink, Tropic Dust, Classic Noir
• Fulfilled via Printify (U.S. based) for fast, safe delivery
• Exclusive to: runwaypepe.com/shop
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🔥 Category:
🍹 TROPICAL RARE / EXOTIC CORE / FRUIT-SPIKED DRIP
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⚠️ May cause:
• Fruit paranoia
• Aggressive island shuffle dancing
• Sudden ability to speak fluent plantain
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💬 “Hop hop… annanasssino… ESCANDALOSO!”
– graffiti found on a jungle ruin, written in juice
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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