PAPAGALU PISTOLA

Description

🧠 Product Title:
PAPAGALU PISTOLA – Underground Core
──────────────────────────────────────────
📜 Product Description:
Introducing PAPAGALU PISTOLA, the forbidden parrot from the neon gutters of meme-ville. With a trigger for a perch and bullets for feathers, this design spits street-core absurdity straight from the depths of internet psychosis. It’s not just drip—it’s criminally unhinged.
──────────────────────────────────────────
👕 Fit for the Sidewalk Soprano
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee packs comfort and madness in equal measure. Whether you’re dodging memes like bullets or pacing the alleyways of TikTok, Papagalu’s got your back (and your Glock).
──────────────────────────────────────────
🔍 Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label for maximum smoothness
• Durable build for late-night screeching in the streets
──────────────────────────────────────────
💀 Brand Signature
Includes the BRAINROT INC. seal hidden in the feathers—because even chaos has standards.
──────────────────────────────────────────
🧩 “TRIPPAMAGICO STRAPPALUNATICO!!!” engraved in the brand DNA
──────────────────────────────────────────
🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean
──────────────────────────────────────────
💥 Additional Information
Color Options: Gritty grey, smog violet, bullet brass, cartel pink, and cyber noir
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s top-rated providers in the U.S.
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop

EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean