Description
π¦π« Product Title:
PAPAGALU PISTOLA — Brainrot Inc. Edition
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
There are two kinds of people in this world:
• Those who hear the squawk… and duck.
• And those who become the squawk.
Papagalu Pistola isn’t just a parrot — he’s a full-color explosion of unhinged fabulousness. When the city grays out, when the streets turn silent, that’s when this feral masterpiece screeches through like a living graffiti tag, armed with attitude and a high-velocity sense of style.
With colors stolen from broken rainbows and a look that’s equal parts glam, street, and madness — wearing Papagalu Pistola means you don’t just walk into a room.
You detonate into it.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Hyper-saturated, punk-graffiti palette (candy blue, radiation orange, nuclear magenta)
• Wild chalk/crayon effect layered over chaotic urban tags
• A furious, fabulous parrot mid-recoil, gripping a full-frame tactical pistol (Glock 17 style)
• Brainrot Inc. logo splashed like neon blood at the bottom
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — feather-light and deadly soft
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex — tailor-made for agents of chaos
• Tear-away label for maximum fluttering
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Charcoal Black, Electric Navy, Concrete Gray
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out (to keep your colors locked and loaded)
• Hang-dry preferred — or tumble low if you must
• Iron on reverse if needed (never directly on the Brainrot!)
• No bleach (this bird needs no fading)
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π Category:
“BRAINROT ICONS / GRAFFITI ANARCHY”
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π¬ “If you look fabulous enough, you don’t need a warning shot.”
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ππ¦ BRING THE CHAOS IN STYLE.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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