Description
π Product Title:
LA VACA SATURNO SATURNITA – Cosmic Sorbet Edition
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πͺ Lore Fragment:
Before the galaxies were painted across the heavens, there roamed the cosmic artisan: La Vaca Saturno Saturnita.
She wasn’t born from a barn — she was churned from the swirling pastels of collapsing stars. Saturnita gallops through the neon dreamscape of deep space, sneakers laced in gravity loops, orbiting pure chaotic beauty.
Each step she takes splashes bursts of pink comets, teal gas trails, and ultraviolet moons across the black canvas of forever.
Some say if you dream vividly enough, Saturnita might skate right across your night sky — leaving behind a trail of liquid rainbow only you can see.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Hyper-colorful sorbet palette: cosmic pinks, UV blues, electric yellows, and alien greens
• Saturn’s rings wrapped playfully around her cosmic body
• Street-sneaker swagger (note the neon drip shoelaces!)
• Splatter and spark accents that look like candy meteors
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton – Ultra-soft
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex cut designed to survive meteor showers (or just TikTok dances)
• Tear-away label for supreme comfort
• Sizes: Unisex XS–5XL
• Color Options: Deep Space Black, Astro Navy, Neon Purple Haze
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Wash cold to preserve cosmic energy
• Tumble dry low like a chilled orbit
• Iron inside out if you dare
• No bleach — it fades the stardust.
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π Category:
“GALACTIC BRAINROT / COSMIC CANDY”
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π¬ “Built not from Earth — but from the forgotten colors of the universe.”
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πͺ SATURNITA VIBES: Lace up your sneakers, kick gravity in the teeth.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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