Description
π§ Product Title:
BABY CROCODY — Cosmonauto πΌππ
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
Forged in the jellybean laboratories of Planet Brainrot-9, Baby Crocody was the first crocodile-bambino sent beyond the stratosphere. Armed with wide-eyed innocence and a space diaper full of dreams, he orbits Earth yelling “BAMBINO… COSMONAUTO!” into the cosmic void. Legends say he once bonked a meteor into a better orbit just by smiling at it.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Color palette: Sky baby blue, soft marshmallow white, pastel blush pink
• Illustration style: Cute hyper-toy realism with plushy cartoon proportions
• Major visual elements: Chunky baby crocodile in an astronaut suit with “NAKA” patches, hovering in space with smiling emojis and a mini satellite
• Fonts if visible: Puffy rounded baby-style fonts with pastel gradients and subtle shadows
• Vibe keywords: Space bambino, meme NASA parody, innocent chaos, universal cuteness, plush explorer
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Baby Blue, White, Cosmic Heather
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or let it float in zero-G air
• No bleach
• Iron inside-out with intergalactic caution
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π Category:
GALACTIC BRAINROT BAMBINOS
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π¬ “CROCODY READY FOR LAUNCH… BAMBINO STYLE.“
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πΌππ FLOAT CUTE. BITE SOFT.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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