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πΌπ΄ Product Title:
COCOSINNICO MAMMAZI – Mother’s Day Drip from the Coconut Pouch
Brainrot Inc. “MAMMA MIA ROTTO” Edition
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π§ Lore Fragment:
She’s the real MVP of the outback oasis.
Half coconut. Half marsupial. Full-time menace with a soft side.
COCOSINNICO MAMMAZI carries her little rotspawn in the shell-pouch of destiny, bouncing through surreal deserts and tropical melodramas.
Every hop echoes:
“Hoppa hoppa—mamma’s got the drop-a!”
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π Perfect for:
• Daydreaming delinquents raised right
• Mommy cultists
• Kangaroo-core followers and coconut truthers
• Mother’s Day gift-givers who are “so not normal”
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π Product Specs – Real Shirt Info:
• Material: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Fit: Classic unisex retail fit
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² – comfy in heat, chaos-proof
• Label: Tear-away for tender pouch-naps
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Care: Wash cold, tumble low, no bleach (Mamma hates bleach)
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πΈ Color Options:
• Coconut Cream
• Outback Rose
• Pouch Pink
• Sunset Papaya
π¦ Shipping:
Fulfilled by Printify’s most reliable U.S. partners — ships fast enough to arrive before your mom calls.
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π€ Bonus Bars:
Hoppa hoppa / mamma mi pazzi
Gift her the drip / COCOSINNICO MAMMAZI
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π Drop Rarity:
πΊ RARE-REVERED / GIFTABLE / EMOTIONALLY UNHINGED
π “From pouch to planet. Love never misses.”
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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