Description
🧠 Product Title:
CHIMPANZZINI BANANELI — Cute AF 🍌💛🐵
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✨ Lore Extract:
Deep in the Neon Amazon of Brainrotia, legends whisper of the Chimpanzzini Baneli — a mythical fusion of fruit and fluff. Born inside a cosmic banana after a comet crash near a forbidden jungle rave, this creature peels itself every morning just to say “ciao mondo!” 🍌
Children believe if you whisper “bananeli” three times before biting into a banana, you’ll hear giggles in the wind and your TikTok will go viral for no reason.
🌀 Genetic Traits:
– Eyes big enough to reflect your trauma
– Fur gradient: jungle emerald to lime soda fizz
– Banana peel: 100% reusable mood cape
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Font Style: Peeled bold, curve-bursting banana sans
• Colorway: High-saturation yellows, jungle green pop, cartoon sparkle gloss
• Texture: Fuzzy-bright fur with velvet banana sheen
• Print Style: Soft-edge cuteness with HD clarity
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🔍 Real Specs:
• Type: Brainrot™ Sweetcore Line
• Drop Format: Tee / Hoodie / Poster / Holographic sticker
• Rarity: ✧ Ultra Kawaii ✧
• Fit Sizes: Toddler to Gorilla King
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💬 Forbidden Fruit Quote:
“Un día soy plátano, otro día soy problema.” 🍌💛🐵
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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