Description
🕴️🐻❄️ Product Title:
BORBRITTO BANDITO — Neon Noir Edition
Brainrot Inc. “Crimelords of the Memeverse” Series
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📜 Lore Fragment:
Once a humble dam-builder, now the most feared mammalian mastermind in the neon underworld.
BORBRITTO BANDITO runs the midnight circuits, flipping drip deals from Napoli to Neo-Tokyo.
He doesn’t speak unless it’s in riddles or riddled with bullets.
Every time you light a cigar, somewhere a pigeon disappears.
They say he once singlehandedly flooded the algorithm to cover his tracks.
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💼 Design Essence:
• Suave AF mobster beaver in vintage pinstripe suit
• Neon-lit alleyway with graffiti codes only the deepbrain can decrypt
• Cigar glow = heat signature of a 5D fugitive
• Colors: midnight ultraviolet, hot magma orange, & cyberpunk regret
• Lettering: 80s synthwave fever dream chiseled by noir shadows
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🧢 Wearability Stats:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² – smooth enough for getaway gigs or midnight ops
• Fit: Unisex retail fit – tailored for capos, sidekicks, and meme mules
• Seamless side stitching & ribbed collar for mafia-grade durability
• Tear-away label – no evidence
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low like your bank transfer in the Caymans
• Iron inside-out or let it crease like a rap sheet
• Do not bleach – you’ll piss off the family
• No dry cleaning. Ever.
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🔍 Product Details:
• Sizes: XS–5XL
• Colors: Neon Night Black, Magenta Vice, Capo Beige
• Fulfilled by Printify’s most trusted U.S. dons
• HQ: runwaypepe.com/shop
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🧠 Series Category:
🔥 CRIMELORDS OF THE MEMEVERSE
Tag: “Highly Collected / Banned in Two Countries”
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🚨 Side Effects May Include:
• Sudden desire to start a T-shirt cartel
• Fear of glowing alleyways
• Compulsive suit shopping and cigar hoarding
• Whispering “Borbritto sends his regards” to strangers
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💬 “Trust is earned. Drip is inherited.”
— Borbritto, before disappearing into a neon fog.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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