Description
π Product Title:
BONECCA AMBALABU – Tire Trotter Classic
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π³οΈ Lore Fragment:
Deep beneath the melted asphalt trails of forgotten cities, a peculiar legend spins to life: BONECCA AMBALABU.
Long before the highways were drawn and engines screamed across continents, there roamed a lone spirit — half amphibian, half relic of man’s reckless inventions.
• A frog head full of ancient wisdom.
• A tire body forged from lost freeway dreams.
• Feet that know no fear… nor proper arch support.
They say that at sunset, you might catch Bonecca Ambalabu sprinting joyously along cracked, abandoned highways — a tiny rebellion against stillness, a rolling reminder that movement itself is life.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Bright, retro-arcade color palette with bold comic outlines
• Human-like hands and feet popping out absurdly from the tire
• Big round frog eyes wide open with cosmic wanderlust
• Detailed tire texture, complete with battle scars from a thousand journeys
• Cartoon speedlines emphasizing maximum zoom energy
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex standard retail fit – soft, breathable, and ready to roll
• Tear-away label (for when you need to shed like a tire peeling rubber)
• Available Sizes: Unisex XS–5XL
• Color Options: Asphalt Black, Frog Green, and Desert Dust
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low like a dusty road breeze
• Iron inside-out (avoid flattening your soul)
• No bleach – Bonecca refuses to lose color.
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π Category:
“URBAN LEGEND / CLASSIC BRAINROT”
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π₯ “Some roads are built. Others… are sprinted into existence.”
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π AMBALABU ENERGY: Glide through chaos with muddy feet and a full heart.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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