Description
π§ Product Title:
BEAVERZZINI CACTUSSINI – Psycho-Succulent Tripwear™
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π Product Description:
Born from a peyote fever dream and a protein-powder overdose, BEAVERZZINI CACTUSSINI is the unholy union of primal hunger and cactus-core drip. He’s not just munching on desert danger—he’s thriving off it, slurping cactus slime like pre-workout and growling in a dialect only dehydrated madmen understand.
This shirt doesn’t say “I’ve lost my mind”—it says “I fed it to a jacked rodent in the Sonoran wasteland.”
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π Fit for the Prickled Psychonaut
Engineered with ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, this tee is breathable enough for desert trips (real or imagined) and tough enough for cactus fights. Whether you’re squatting saguaro or hallucinating in 4K, this shirt hugs your torso like an agitated spirit guide.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label for enhanced trip comfort
• Acid-vibe durability for spiritual meltdowns
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar print glowing with the BRAINROT INC. shamanic seal
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𧩠“DRINK THE CACTUS. BECOME THE BEAVER.” etched into every thread
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach your hallucinations
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out only during sober hours
• Do not dry clean—Beaverzzini hates suits
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Hallucination Lime, Radiated Sand, Burnt Pink Agony, and Glowstick Green
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s spirit-walk logistics division
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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