Description
🧠 Product Title:
🐊✈️ BAMBINO CROCODILO BOMBARDINO — The Tooth-Fueled Desert Bomber
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🐊 Lore Fragment:
Born from the flaming wreckage of a failed children’s cartoon pilot and a decommissioned WW2 bomber, Bambino Crocodilo Bombardino was never meant to exist.
Half crocodile, half aircraft, and 100% bomb-happy toddler, this chaotic creature rules the burning skies over the Cactus Missile Strip. His teeth chatter like twin-turbines, his breath smells like jet fuel and spaghetti, and his onboard nursery-launcher fires pacifiers that detonate on impact.
Raised in a desert hangar by outlaw parrots and trained in napalm nursery rhymes, Bombardino doesn’t just drop payloads—he drops childlike destruction with unmatched enthusiasm.
Flight Pattern: Zigzag Nap Zoom
Favorite Target: Ice cream trucks, logic, and peace treaties.
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Font: Explosive toasted-cartoon serif, napalm-tinted
• Texture: Cracked leather bomber skin meets scaly innocence
• Color Theme: Dust storm sunset + vintage army green
• Background: Post-apocalyptic Looney Tunes wasteland
• Detail: Propellers spin when you imagine too hard
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Dusty Olive, Baby Jet Smoke, Cactus Cream
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or sun-bake on a hot tarmac
• No bleach (it insults his paint job)
• Iron inside-out unless you want bite marks on your ironing board
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🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: Bombibambino™
• Drop Format: Tee / Poster / “Desert Raid” Collector Patch
• Rarity: ☠️ CHAOTIC LEGEND
• Hidden Lore: QR code on tail fin unlocks banned wartime lullabies
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💬 Last Intercepted Radio Transmission:
“Brrrrr—BOMBABIMBO… WEEEEEEE!”
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🛒 He just landed at:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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