Description
🧠 Product Title:
PICCIONE MACCHINA — Tesla Turbo Pigeon Drop 🚘🕊️👟
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🚗 Lore Leak:
Once a simple urban piccione, he flew into a restricted Tesla R&D server and emerged as PICCIONE MACCHINA—a half-cybertruck, half-pigeon beast fueled by breadcrumbs, lithium, and vengeance.
He coasts between dimensionally glitched streets and birdbath charging stations, wearing Air Force Unos and dropping autotuned coos that sound suspiciously like “ELONNNNN.”
⚙️ Machinery Meets Feathers:
• Engine: 2x WingDrive™ flappers
• Range: Unlimited in Paris, 3 blocks in Naples
• Features: Built-in poop cannon & self-delivering panino drone
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Font: Yellow puffed retro tech-bubble serif
• Texture: Polished metal blend with pigeon fluff detailing
• Easter Eggs: Saturn orbiting. One shoe. Always one.
• Theme: Dystopian Milan + streetwear techcore + bird mafia
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🧪 Real Specs:
• Type: AvioVehiculitalian™
• Drop Format: Tee / Sticker / Collector’s Blueprint
• Rarity: ⚡ ULTRA RARE ⚡
• Special Edition Variant: “PICCIONE HYBRID V3 – JUICED” (w/ solar tailfeather)
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💬 Official Engine Slogan:
“Io non volo. Io corro il futuro.”
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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