Description
π Product Title:
BRR BRRR PATAPIM – Rooted Rampage
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π± Core Swag Trait:
PRIMAL
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πΏ Lore Fragment:
Deep in the forgotten bioluminescent forests, where the vines whisper and mushrooms plot, roams BRR BRRR PATAPIM—the spirit of unfiltered chaos and pure, muddy vibes.
They say he wasn’t born.
He sprouted.
• His veins? Wild vines pulsing with weird forest energy.
• His beard? A mossy sanctuary for confused bugs and tiny psychonauts.
• His laugh? Loud enough to wake ancient tree gods from eternal naps.
With every booming “BRR BRRR PATAPIM!”, he reawakens primal brainrot across the land, spreading spores of anarchy and joy.
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π§ Design Highlights:
• Overgrown troll creature covered in moss, vines, and glowing shrooms
• Neon pink roots twisting across limbs
• Forest insects, enchanted beetles, and golden swirl glyphs underfoot
• Letters look like they were carved by a giggling forest deity
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π Real Product Specs:
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton – ultra-breathable
• Vibrant eco-friendly DTG inks (Direct-to-Garment Printing)
• Tear-away label for itch-free caveman life
• Fits true to size – Unisex (XS–5XL)
• Colors: Moss Green, Dirt Brown, Spore Gray
• Made to survive mushroom dances and barefoot stampedes
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π§Ό Care Tips:
• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
• Do not bleach or iron over prints (Patapim will retaliate)
• Dry low heat, or hang to absorb moonlight
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π³ Style Classification:
“MYTHIC EARTHCORE / BRAINROT GROUNDED”
π Catch him before he vanishes back into the roots.
π£ runwaypepe.com/shop
“He doesn’t walk on Earth. He becomes it.”
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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