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\ud83c\udf4c\ud83c\udf0a Product Title:<\/strong>
BANANITA DOLFINITA<\/strong>
Brainrot Inc. “Tropical Mutation Series Vol. 3”<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf34 Lore Fragment:<\/strong>
When the sun sets over forbidden fruit lagoons, and the tide smells faintly of potassium…
You’ll hear her.
Half banana. Half dolphin. Fully unhinged.
BANANITA DOLFINITA isn’t swimming toward shore. She’s slipping<\/em> in hot.<\/p>\n

Rumors say she was born from a smoothie blender dropped in Atlantis.
Others claim she screams “DOLFINIITAA” in 7 octaves before a tropical storm.<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\udc2c Design Essence:<\/strong>
• Hybrid dolphin-banana body mid-splash, dripping with peelage
• Sunset vaporwave backdrop with radioactive beach haze
• Font design straight out of a sweaty 90s fruit juice commercial
• Tropical chaos rendered in hyper-saturated neon pigments
• Art style: pulp horror + bubblegum snack ad<\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udc55 Real Shirt Specs:<\/strong>
• Material:<\/strong> 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fit:<\/strong> Retail-grade, unisex – glides smoother than banana peel
• Fabric Weight:<\/strong> 4.2 oz\/yd² (light as beach breeze)
• Print Style:<\/strong> DTG – ultra-detailed, fade-resistant magic
• Tag:<\/strong> Tear-away (no neck itches during aquatic rituals)
• Sizes:<\/strong> XS to 5XL
• Care Rituals:<\/strong>
– Wash cold (30°C)
– Tumble dry low
– Iron inside-out (only if absolutely necessary)
– Don’t bleach the fruit<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udfa8 Color Options:<\/strong>
• Sunset Cream
• Oceanic Peel
• Blended Coral
• Neon Tide<\/p>\n

\ud83d\udce6 Shipping Info:<\/strong>
Fulfilled via Printify’s top-tier U.S. partners
Estimated delivery: Faster than a fruit slipping into the void
\ud83d\udd17 runwaypepe.com\/shop<\/a><\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf79 Drop Rarity:<\/strong>
\ud83c\udf4c EXOTIC-GLITCH™ \/ SEASONAL SLIP™<\/strong>
Only for collectors with potassium-coded style<\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udcad “BANANITA… DOLFINITA… DOLFINIITA!!”
Somewhere between fruit and fin… lies destiny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 <\/th>\nXS<\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n4XL<\/th>\n5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n27.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n8.60<\/td>\n8.90<\/td>\n9.20<\/td>\n9.50<\/td>\n9.70<\/td>\n10.00<\/td>\n10.40<\/td>\n10.80<\/td>\n11.20<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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EU representative<\/strong>: Ernest Dobrowolski, snketr@gmail.com, Kordeckiego 75\/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL<\/p>\n

Product information<\/strong>: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC<\/p>\n

Warnings, Hazard<\/strong>: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras<\/p>\n

Care instructions<\/strong>: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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