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\ud83e\udde0<\/strong> Product Title:<\/span><\/p>\n

MATEO — Brainrot Inc. Edition<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udca5 Lore Fragment:<\/p>\n

From the deepest fungal groves of the Pre-Balkanian Wetlands, where silence breaks only for the echo of ancient nose-horns, he came… MATEO.<\/em> The Banker of the Unbanked. The Troll of Ten Thousand Taxes. Born from moss, dressed in fury, he once bartered an empire into dust using only his stare and a monocle made of dark bread.<\/p>\n

They say his tie is woven from forgotten oaths. They say his top hat is actually sentient. And they say when he speaks — though he rarely does — every bureaucrat within a 5-kilometer radius forgets how to fill out a form.<\/p>\n

MATEO does not blink. He audits reality.
His war cry? “FISCAL OBLIVIOOOOON!”<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udfa8 Design Essence:<\/p>\n

• Color palette: Burnt ochre, deep bronze, dark moss green, subtle coal black
• Illustration style: Hyperrealistic grotesque with oil-painted texture, cinematic shadowing
• Major visual elements: Hulking troll with exaggerated nose, formal black tie, glossy top hat, tiny round glasses, flat feet like stone slabs
• Fonts: Bold 3D cartoon typeface with distressed shadows and a thick carved outline — yellow-gold with dark brown accents
• Vibe keywords: Balkan-core, fiscal fantasy, vintage trollwear, meme mythology, sepia-steam-punk-fable<\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udc55 Real Product Specs:<\/p>\n

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)
• Fit: Unisex — designed for chancellors and cave-dwellers alike
• Label: Tear-away (just like MATEO tore through the Ministry of Silence)
• Sizes: XS to 5XL — fits even the most cryptic auditors
• Color Options:
 • Gravel Brown
 • Trollhide Green
 • Audit Black<\/p>\n

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\ud83e\uddfc Care Instructions:<\/p>\n

• Machine wash cold — or by river decree
• Tumble dry low, under mountain breeze
• Do NOT bleach — or risk waking the Accountant of Shadows
• Iron inside-out while humming the MATEO anthem: “Hmmmm… taxes…”<\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udd16 Category:
MYTHIC BEASTS OF BALKAN ROT<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udcac Final Quote:<\/p>\n

“HE DOES NOT WALK. HE DEDUCTS.<\/em>”
\u2794 runwaypepe.com\/shop<\/a>
\ud83e\uddcc\ud83d\udcca \u2794 WALK STRANGE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, cm<\/td>\n41.90<\/td>\n45.72<\/td>\n50.80<\/td>\n55.88<\/td>\n60.96<\/td>\n66.04<\/td>\n71.12<\/td>\n76.20<\/td>\n81.28<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, cm<\/td>\n68.58<\/td>\n71.12<\/td>\n73.66<\/td>\n76.20<\/td>\n78.74<\/td>\n81.28<\/td>\n83.82<\/td>\n86.36<\/td>\n88.90<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, cm<\/td>\n21.84<\/td>\n22.61<\/td>\n23.37<\/td>\n24.13<\/td>\n24.64<\/td>\n25.40<\/td>\n26.42<\/td>\n27.43<\/td>\n28.45<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, cm<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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EU representative<\/strong>: Ernest Dobrowolski, brainrot@runwaypepe.com, Kordeckiego 75\/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL<\/p>\n

Product information<\/strong>: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC<\/p>\n

Warnings, Hazard<\/strong>: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras<\/p>\n

Care instructions<\/strong>: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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