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\ud83e\udde0<\/strong> Product Title:<\/p>\n

\ud83c\udf53\ud83d\udee1\ufe0f STRAWBERRINO ELEFANTINO vs AVOCARDERRINI RINOCERONTONI<\/em> \ud83e\udd51\u2694\ufe0f<\/h2>\n

“Il Frutto e la Furia” — Colosseum Showdown Edition<\/strong>
A Limited Lore Drop by Brainrot Inc™<\/em><\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udf9e\ufe0f LORE FRAGMENT:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Banned in 32 culinary provinces and one time zone, this legendary bout reshaped history and several fruit pyramids.<\/p>\n

STRAWBERRINO ELEFANTINO<\/strong>
— a fermented warrior-child born under a strawberry moon during the Battle of Sorbettus. His trunk delivers 7.2 punches per second and his tusks secrete healing jam.<\/p>\n

vs.<\/p>\n

AVOCARDERRINI RINOCERONTONI<\/strong>
— a pit-born brute raised by gladiator dieticians. The first rhino to ever win a guac duel blindfolded, and the only one to body slam Caesar’s ghost (twice).<\/p>\n

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As written by Cicero II in his banned scroll “De Bello Smoothie”<\/em>:
“Fortuna avocadi favet audaci.”<\/strong>
(Fortune guacs the bold.)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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\ud83d\udc55 Real Product Specs:<\/strong><\/p>\n

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) — light enough to dodge javelins
• Fit: Unisex Colosseum-Casual™
• Tear-away label (gladiator-proof)
• Sizes: XS to 5XL — even fits a full-grown Rinocerontoni
• Color Options:
 • Imperial Grape<\/em>
 • Colosseum Bronze<\/em>
 • ScrollWhite<\/em>
 • Battle Pulp Red (limited)<\/em><\/p>\n

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\ud83e\uddfc Care Instructions:<\/strong><\/p>\n

• Machine wash cold, or under Roman moonlight \ud83c\udf15
• Tumble dry low — preferably during a silent toga ceremony
• No bleach — it insults Elefantino’s lineage
• Iron inside-out while whispering “Jam for Glory!<\/em>”
• Never dry atop amphorae containing olives<\/p>\n

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\ud83e\uddea Rarity Specs:<\/strong><\/p>\n

• Type: \ud83c\udfdb\ufe0f Scrollavian™ — Gladiatore Editione<\/em>
• Drop Format: Tee \/ Cloak \/ Gilded Arena Banner
• Rarity: \ud83c\udf47 ETERNAL-EPICUS™<\/strong>
• Scroll Activation:
 Scan hidden QR beneath the pectoral fruitplate to unlock “The Forbidden Slam” audio track
• Collector Bonus: 1-in-50 editions contain a digital coupon for Brainrot Smoothie V2 (illegal in the EU)<\/em><\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udce3 BACK PRINT (in Latin graffiti):<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“AVOCATO DEL DESTINO VS LA FRAGOLLA FURIA!”<\/em>
(Destiny’s Avocado vs The Fury of the Strawberry)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 <\/th>\nXS<\/th>\nS<\/th>\nM<\/th>\nL<\/th>\nXL<\/th>\n2XL<\/th>\n3XL<\/th>\n4XL<\/th>\n5XL<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n
Width, in<\/td>\n16.50<\/td>\n18.00<\/td>\n20.00<\/td>\n22.00<\/td>\n24.00<\/td>\n26.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, in<\/td>\n27.00<\/td>\n28.00<\/td>\n29.00<\/td>\n30.00<\/td>\n31.00<\/td>\n32.00<\/td>\n33.00<\/td>\n34.00<\/td>\n35.00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, in<\/td>\n8.60<\/td>\n8.90<\/td>\n9.20<\/td>\n9.50<\/td>\n9.70<\/td>\n10.00<\/td>\n10.40<\/td>\n10.80<\/td>\n11.20<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, in<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n1.50<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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EU representative<\/strong>: Ernest Dobrowolski, snketr@gmail.com, Kordeckiego 75\/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL<\/p>\n

Product information<\/strong>: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC<\/p>\n

Warnings, Hazard<\/strong>: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras<\/p>\n

Care instructions<\/strong>: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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