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PICCIONE MACCHINA<\/strong> — Tesla Turbo Pigeon Drop \ud83d\ude98\ud83d\udd4a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc5f
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\ud83d\ude97 Lore Leak:<\/strong>
Once a simple urban piccione<\/strong>, he flew into a restricted Tesla R&D server and emerged as PICCIONE MACCHINA<\/strong>—a half-cybertruck, half-pigeon beast fueled by breadcrumbs, lithium, and vengeance.
He coasts between dimensionally glitched streets and birdbath charging stations, wearing Air Force Unos<\/em> and dropping autotuned coos that sound suspiciously like “ELONNNNN.”<\/p>\n

\u2699\ufe0f Machinery Meets Feathers:<\/strong>
• Engine: 2x WingDrive™ flappers
• Range: Unlimited in Paris, 3 blocks in Naples
• Features: Built-in poop cannon & self-delivering panino drone<\/p>\n

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\ud83c\udfa8 Design Breakdown:<\/strong>
• Font:<\/strong> Yellow puffed retro tech-bubble serif
• Texture:<\/strong> Polished metal blend with pigeon fluff detailing
• Easter Eggs:<\/strong> Saturn orbiting. One shoe. Always one.
• Theme:<\/strong> Dystopian Milan + streetwear techcore + bird mafia<\/p>\n

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\ud83e\uddea Real Specs:<\/strong>
• Type:<\/strong> AvioVehiculitalian™
• Drop Format:<\/strong> Tee \/ Sticker \/ Collector’s Blueprint
• Rarity:<\/strong> \u26a1 ULTRA RARE \u26a1
• Special Edition Variant:<\/strong> “PICCIONE HYBRID V3 – JUICED” (w\/ solar tailfeather)<\/p>\n

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\ud83d\udcac Official Engine Slogan:<\/strong>
“Io non volo. Io corro il futuro.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Width, cm<\/td>\n41.90<\/td>\n45.72<\/td>\n50.80<\/td>\n55.88<\/td>\n60.96<\/td>\n66.04<\/td>\n71.12<\/td>\n76.20<\/td>\n81.28<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Length, cm<\/td>\n68.58<\/td>\n71.12<\/td>\n73.66<\/td>\n76.20<\/td>\n78.74<\/td>\n81.28<\/td>\n83.82<\/td>\n86.36<\/td>\n88.90<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sleeve length, cm<\/td>\n21.84<\/td>\n22.61<\/td>\n23.37<\/td>\n24.13<\/td>\n24.64<\/td>\n25.40<\/td>\n26.42<\/td>\n27.43<\/td>\n28.45<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Size tolerance, cm<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n3.81<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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EU representative<\/strong>: Ernest Dobrowolski, snketr@gmail.com, Kordeckiego 75\/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL<\/p>\n

Product information<\/strong>: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC<\/p>\n

Warnings, Hazard<\/strong>: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras<\/p>\n

Care instructions<\/strong>: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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