Description
🧠 Product Title:
🦓🍉 ZEBRAZUBRA ZEBRALINNI — WORLD CUP™ 🍉🦓
Lore Fragment:
In the psychedelic chaos of the Brainrot World Cup, only one champion eats his way to glory.
Zebrazubra Zebralinni, forged in a government watermelon lab beneath Vatican Ibiza, was born striped, jacked, and juiced on forbidden rind enzymes. 🍉
Once a children’s birthday party magician, he snapped during an “all fruit” performance gone wrong. Now, with veins filled with lycopene and rage, he shreds through opponents using dual watermelon slabs like tactical riot shields.
They said fruit could never fight back. They were wrong.
They said zebras don’t play soccer. They lied.
Now they chant one name in the colosseum:
ZEBRALINNI! ZEBRALINNI! until their vocal cords bleed pink.
🎥 Film Tie-in (Coming Soon):
“Some slice for fun. Others slice for glory.”
— ZEBRAZUBRA: World Cup – The Final Slice
💥 Design Breakdown:
• Body: Watermelon-pumped vascular zebra hybrid, 12% juice, 100% vengeance
• Medallion: 24K gold-plated “1” inscribed with “Drippin’ Since Birth”
• Background: Fan-stuffed colosseum mid-riot, every face screaming in primal confusion
• Font: FIFA x Jamba Juice bootleg remix
• Colors: Neon-pulped with anti-scurvy saturation
👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (imperial drip)
• Fit: Unisex, zebra-friendly
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Rind Rage, Seedstorm, Zebra Pink
🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: FruitBeast Fighter™
• Format: Tee / Hoodie / Bootleg DVD / Seed Pack Collectible
• Rarity: 🍉 LEGENDARY (only 2% survive the tryouts)
• QR Code under collar unlocks Zebralinni’s banned victory dance
📢 Final Chant:
“SLICE ‘EM, STRIPE ‘EM, BLEED THE FRUIT!”
— crowds across the Watermelon Arena, 2025
🛒 Only at the sacred arena of:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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