Description
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🧀 TIM CHEESE — WHEY OF WAR 🔫🧀🔥
When the cheddar hits the fan, Tim Cheese doesn’t dial in. He loads up.
Stripped of his suit and dipped in rage-fuel, this war-mode mutation of Mozzarella City’s most feared rodent is locked, cocked, and whey too loaded.
No longer calling — he’s coming.
Equipped with:
• 4x Fully-loaded CrumbCarbines™
• A shell belt made of vintage Camembert rounds
• Muscle mass powered by radioactive ricotta
• Sunglasses that hide nothing… except rage
• A holstered weapon called The Rindsplitter
He’s the myth. The mold. The menace.
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🪖 LORE FRAGMENT:
He warned you once.
Then he reloaded.
When diplomacy failed and John Pork went dark, there was only one rat left in the game who could finish what the Crumb Syndicate started.
Tim Cheese is no longer in stealth mode.
This is WAR MODE—a tactical lactose juggernaut forged in the sewers of Parmigiano Prime and reborn in the blast chamber of an aged provolone bomb.
Rumors say he chews bullets for breakfast and bleeds nacho dip.
Backed by:
A GoudaCore neural implant that runs on revenge
Belt-fed Reggiano launchers strapped to each limb
A Glock coated in fondue and bad decisions
War-torn sunglasses looted from the last FBI rat that crossed him
His enemies don’t run.
They melt.
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Pose: Full alpha predator — shirtless, shredded, fully armed
• Weapons: 5x dairy-modified artillery units
• Color Palette: Rind-burnt oranges, cave-aged rust, mozzarella sweat
• Font: Heroic serif with cheese-dusted shading
• Style: Retro action-poster meets mutant dairy warfare
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Cheddar Inferno, Mozzarella Ash, Swiss Smoke
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or dry near battlefield embers
• No bleach — melts the fiber armor
• Iron inside-out with one hand on the trigger
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🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: FromaggicWarfareUnit™
• Drop Format: Tee / Sticker / Resistance Banner
• Rarity: 🧀 ULTRA LEGENDARY
• Special Print: Hidden barcode activates a holographic cheese riot
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💬 War Mode Transmission:
“John went soft. I went loud.
This ain’t a callout. It’s a countdown.”
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📦 Only at:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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