Description
🧠 Product Title:
🍓🛡️ STRAWBERRINO ELEFANTINO vs AVOCARDERRINI RINOCERONTONI 🥑⚔️
“Il Frutto e la Furia” — Colosseum Showdown Edition
A Limited Lore Drop by Brainrot Inc™
🎞️ LORE FRAGMENT:
Banned in 32 culinary provinces and one time zone, this legendary bout reshaped history and several fruit pyramids.
STRAWBERRINO ELEFANTINO
— a fermented warrior-child born under a strawberry moon during the Battle of Sorbettus. His trunk delivers 7.2 punches per second and his tusks secrete healing jam.
vs.
AVOCARDERRINI RINOCERONTONI
— a pit-born brute raised by gladiator dieticians. The first rhino to ever win a guac duel blindfolded, and the only one to body slam Caesar’s ghost (twice).
As written by Cicero II in his banned scroll “De Bello Smoothie”:
“Fortuna avocadi favet audaci.”
(Fortune guacs the bold.)
👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough to dodge javelins
• Fit: Unisex Colosseum-Casual™
• Tear-away label (gladiator-proof)
• Sizes: XS to 5XL — even fits a full-grown Rinocerontoni
• Color Options:
• Imperial Grape
• Colosseum Bronze
• ScrollWhite
• Battle Pulp Red (limited)
🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, or under Roman moonlight 🌕
• Tumble dry low — preferably during a silent toga ceremony
• No bleach — it insults Elefantino’s lineage
• Iron inside-out while whispering “Jam for Glory!”
• Never dry atop amphorae containing olives
🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: 🏛️ Scrollavian™ — Gladiatore Editione
• Drop Format: Tee / Cloak / Gilded Arena Banner
• Rarity: 🍇 ETERNAL-EPICUS™
• Scroll Activation:
Scan hidden QR beneath the pectoral fruitplate to unlock “The Forbidden Slam” audio track
• Collector Bonus: 1-in-50 editions contain a digital coupon for Brainrot Smoothie V2 (illegal in the EU)
📣 BACK PRINT (in Latin graffiti):
“AVOCATO DEL DESTINO VS LA FRAGOLLA FURIA!”
(Destiny’s Avocado vs The Fury of the Strawberry)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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