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π¦π Product Title:
ONITORRINCO ISTINTIVO — Classic Edition
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
In the ancient tomes of instinctive chaos, it is written:
When faced with a problem… slap on a jetpack and point aggressively.
Onitorrinco Istintivo isn’t just a platypus — he’s nature’s emergency button with goggles.
Fueled by zero plans and one massive tank of unpredictable energy, he flies, dives, and crashes headfirst into destiny like a caffeinated missile.
Wearing Onitorrinco Istintivo means embracing your first thought before your second thought catches up.
No hesitation. No regrets. No brakes.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Vintage aviation style: leather cap, pilot goggles, old-school silver jetpack
• Rich earth-tones: deep teal, warm browns, metallic flame accents
• Dynamic action pose — finger pointed forward as if giving a heroic speech mid-flight
• Classic hand-drawn Brainrot linework with a weathered storybook texture
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — breathable yet battle-ready
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex — for daring navigators of fate
• Tear-away label (because real pilots rip tags, not shirts)
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Vintage Army Green, Midnight Navy, Rustic Heather Gray
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out (protect the mission graphics)
• Hang-dry preferred — or tumble low like a crash landing
• Iron on reverse if needed (never blast the Brainrot art)
• No bleach — the platypus might retaliate
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π Category:
“BRAINROT TALES / INSTINCTIVE LEGENDS”
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π¬ “Greatness doesn’t wait — it just ignites and flies.”
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π¦π¨ TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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