Description
π§ Product Title:
MELONZILLA CROCCAFRUTTINO – Juicy Rage Drop
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π Product Description:
Straight from the swampiest side of your algorithm comes MELONZILLA CROCCAFRUTTINO – a genetically unbalanced fusion of hydrating chaos and prehistoric crunch. He’s 90% water, 10% bite, and 100% ready to stomp your feed.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s forbidden fruit with claws.
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π Fit for the Fruttarazzi™
Made with ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, this tee hugs like a vine but strikes like a reptilian brainrot fever. Whether you’re chillin’ in the marsh or munching memes in silence, Croccafruttino keeps you drippy and dangerous.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label for extra slither
• Durable enough for meme meltdowns & fruit fights
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar print bearing the BRAINROT INC. toxic seed stamp
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𧩠“BITE THE FRUIT. BECOME THE SWAMP.”
Etched into the rind of the legend
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach the nectar
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean—it breaks the spell
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Meloncore Green, Toxic Lime, Marsh Black, and Sunset Pit Red
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s juiciest meme overlords
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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