Description
π§ Product Title:
LOS SKELETONCITOS DICEN… DISCONETTO π΄π
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
When the sacred signal drops and the spinning wheel of doom appears, Los Skeletoncitos rise from the digital ashes — phantoms of the Wi-Fi void. Trapped in paradise with zero bars, they wander the earth wearing sadness like a hoodie, begging routers for mercy. “DISCONETTO…” they whisper, as the group chat fades and memes refuse to load. No hotspot. No hope. Only despair and drip.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Color palette: Dead-zone neon: cyan, fuchsia, orange glow, muted bone tones
• Illustration style: Surreal cartoon fusion with undead island-core and smartphone tragedy
• Major visual elements: Hoodie-wearing skeleton with a phone face, holding a “Wi-Fi signal” sign; background characters with coffee, shades, and lost expressions in a pastel tropical nightmare
• Fonts if visible: Bold bubble serif in pink-to-purple fade, outlined with digital shadow pop
• Vibe keywords: Techno ghost squad, disconnection dread, tropical afterlife, meme dead zone, stylish Wi-Fi apocalypse
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Wi-Fi Blue, Lost Signal Lavender, Graveyard Sand
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or air-dry preferred
• No bleach — it blocks the signal
• Iron inside-out if needed (while waiting for it to reconnect)
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π Category:
BRAINROT OFFLINE TRIBES
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π¬ “NO CONNECTION. NO SALVATION. JUST DISCONETTO.“
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π΄π SIGNAL LOST. STYLE FOUND.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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