Description
π§ Product Title:
LOS BOMBINITOS GUSINITOS DICEN… BOOM! π₯π£
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
Engineered in a secret tropical lab where bedtime songs were replaced by air raid sirens, the Bombinitos Gusinitos are ducklings of mass distraction. With baby-soft feathers and belts packed with mini-missiles, they honk “BOOM!” in unison as they waddle toward destiny. Witnesses say they giggle mid-airstrike, and that their laughter causes coconut trees to explode out of sheer fear.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Color palette: Banana yellow, warzone navy, beach sand beige, flame orange, missile green
• Illustration style: Vintage cartoon war satire with plush character detail and oil-paint shading
• Major visual elements: Hyper-adorable duckling with a full bomb vest, mid-stride on a tropical beach as missiles rain down from the sky
• Fonts if visible: Chunky, playful yellow serif with a hint of retro propaganda
• Vibe keywords: Baby warmonger chic, plushpocalypse, absurdist meme infantry, tropical warcore
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Combat Olive, Soft Banana, Beach Storm Gray
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or air-dry preferred
• No bleach
• Iron inside-out if needed
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π Category:
BRAINROT MILITARY CUTIES
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π¬ “CUTE. LOADED. UNSTOPPABLE. BOOM!“
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π₯π£ WADDLE LOUD. STRIKE SOFT.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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