Description
🧠 Product Title:
GIRAFFISO MAFIOSINO – OASIS GEM
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📜 Product Description:
GIRAFFISO MAFIOSINO is not just a giraffe. He’s a citrus-chested kingpin of the sun-scorched sands, a mafioso of the oasis, and an absolute unit of zest. Whether he’s running the desert rackets or squeezing enemies like oranges, this fruity boss delivers a vitamin C-fueled slap of drip and power.
This design blends mafia-coded flair, juicy absurdity, and desertcore energy — a must-have for meme cartel lieutenants and juicehead fashionistas alike.
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👕 Fit for the Citrus Capo
Made from 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, this shirt hugs your torso like a tailor-made suit — without the bloodstains. Wear it while collecting tribute, sipping limonata, or flexing your fruity fury under the cactus sun.
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🔍 Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label (because mafiosi don’t do scratchy tags)
• Durable enough to outlive a vendetta
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💀 Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar print bearing the BRAINROT INC. fruit-stained seal
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🧩 “ZESTAZZIONE DI POTENZA!!!” woven into the threadline of the citrus underworld
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🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean (keep it street legal)
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💥 Additional Information
Color Options: Rich desert tones, juicebox neons, mafia noir palettes
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Delivered by Printify’s consigliere-level U.S. providers
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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