Description
π§ Product Title:
EL CAVALLO VIRTUOSSO – El Clásico
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π Product Description:
Introducing EL CAVALLO VIRTUOSSO, the high-octane horse-pianist hybrid that plays symphonies of insanity with steel-toed finesse. This is not your average pony—it’s a brainrot legend, born from the absurd backrooms of Italian meme canon. Wild-eyed, hoof-deep in music theory, and always one key away from total cognitive collapse.
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π Fit for the Cultured Degenerate
Printed on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is built for both the opera and the pit. Whether you’re slamming out sonatas on a grand piano or hitting cartwheel solos in a mosh pit, El Cavallo keeps you comfortable in all timelines.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tear-away label for piano-glide comfort
• Durable for galloping through gigs and recitals
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π Brand Signature
Includes inside collar print + side sleeve tag engraved with the BRAINROT INC. insignia – certified psychotic.
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𧩠“TRIPPAMAGICO STRAPPALUNATICO!!!” engraved in the brand DNA
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean (unless possessed by Liszt)
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Virtuoso Velvet, Recital Red, Synesthesia Blue, and PsyOps Pink
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Delivered via symphonic mailers by Printify’s finest
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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