Description
๐งจ๐ธ Product Title:
BONECA AMBALABU – Assault
๐ฅ Certified Frog of War™
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๐ Lore Fragment:
Born in the swamps. Raised by fire.
BONECA AMBALABU hops through bullet rain with a stare colder than your ex’s texts.
Armed with a tire vest and an AK, this amphibious warlord speaks only in rhythmic plops and unholy incantations:
“hoppa hoppa… woppa ploppa… wop plop amen.”
No one knows the meaning.
Everyone feels the impact.
It’s not fashion. It’s firefighting drip.
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๐จ Design Essence:
• Wide-eyed green frog with uncanny tactical calm
• AK locked and loaded like it’s ‘Nam but cuter
• Surrounded by hellfire like a swamp-born John Wick
• Flaming background, bullet typography, tire armor = peak jungle warfare
• Meme hymn engraved: “wop plop amen”
• Vibes: 50% Gopnik, 50% Chaos Prophet
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๐ Wearability Stats:
• Material: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² – breathable under enemy fire
• Fit: Retail unisex – forged for frogs, freaks, and freedom fighters
• Label: Tear-away – no distractions mid-ambush
• Print Method: Direct to Garment (DTG) with max detail intensity
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๐งผ Care Instructions:
• Wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• No bleach (or the prophecy fails)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out to maintain sacred sigils
• Avoid dry clean unless it’s an amphibian spa
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๐ Category:
๐งจ “ASSAULT / MILITARY CORE / SWAMPFIRE PROPHECY DROP”
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๐๏ธ Additional Info:
• Sizes: Unisex XS–5XL
• Color Options: Burnt camo, Molotov orange, FROG black, and crisp white
• Shipping: Fulfilled via Printify U.S. partners, battle-ready
• Availability: EXCLUSIVE at runwaypepe.com/shop
• Edition: LIMITED “PLÖP RAGE” batch — 1 print run only
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๐ท WARNING:
Wearing this shirt may cause:
• Sudden swamp flashbacks
• Perfect aim in Fortnite
• An uncontrollable urge to scream “AMBALABU!!!” during awkward silences
• Summoning unexplained frogs in subway stations
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๐ง Brainrot Inc. Assault Artifact™
Crafted for meme veterans, sonic dissidents, and amphibian anarchists.
๐ญ “hoppa woppa… amen.”
It’s not just a sound.
It’s a battle cry.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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