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π§ Product Title:
CHIMPANZINNI BANANINI – Classic
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π Product Description:
Introducing CHIMPANZINNI BANANINI – the primal scream of meme fashion. Half-chimp, half-peel, all drip. This tee channels the sacred lore of banana-based enlightenment, forged in the deep scrolls of brainrot history.
This is not a joke. It’s a philosophy. And it’s wrapped in potassium.
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π Fit for the Banana Oracle
Crafted from ultra-soft 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, this shirt is your armor whether you’re swinging through the algorithm or meditating beneath digital vines.
Feel the softness of the jungle. Hear the echo of the “bananini.”
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Retail-ready fit with ribbed collar
• Tear-away label for zen comfort
• Designed for ape-brained clarity
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inner collar print marked with the BRAINROT INC. primal insignia
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𧩠“BANANINI ILLUMINATUS IN PEELUM!!!” – hidden lore stitched somewhere in the soul
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Jungle green, monkey brown, potassium glow, and cursed meme gold
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s fruit-bearing distribution overlords
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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