Description
🧠 Product Title:
CAPPUCCINO ASSASSINO — Brainrot Inc. Classic ☕🗡️𖣘
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💥 Lore Fragment:
Forged in the midnight steam of the Hidden Café Village, Cappuccino Assassino was brewed not to awaken — but to eliminate. With dual blades sharpened in espresso silence, he emerges under blood moons whispering only one word: “CREMA.” It’s said he once vanished an entire frappuccino clan without spilling a drop… then bowed to the barista gods and disappeared into foam.
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🎨 Design Essence:
• Color palette: Fiery oranges, deep café browns, electric pinks, neon blues, full-moon yellows
• Illustration style: High-intensity neon-grunge cartoon with textured brushstroke flair
• Major visual elements: Fierce anthropomorphic coffee cup ninja with black headband and dual katanas, standing in a misty alley lit by lanterns and chaos
• Fonts if visible: Thick, cracked stencil font in hot pink with icy blue glow
• Vibe keywords: Latte noir, ninja cafécore, neon shinobi, caffeinated vengeance, espresso warrior
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Jet Black, Blood Moon Red, Urban Espresso
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or air-dry preferred
• No bleach — or face the Assassino
• Iron inside-out if needed (avoid sword contact zones)
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🔖 Category:
BRAINROT LEGENDARY VILLAINS
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💬 “NO SUGAR. NO MERCY. JUST FOAMED FURY.“
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☕🗡️𖣘 WAKE STRONG. SLAY SMOOTH.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
































































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