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π³ππΌ Product Title:
BRR BRRR PATAPIM — In The Village Edition
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π Lore Fragment:
Long after the deep forests whispered him into life, Brr Brrr Patapim finally wandered beyond the mist… into the puzzled little village where time forgot to move.
With his hat full of slim (an ancient gooey essence of forgotten memories), Patapim became a strange fixture:
• Children would chase the echoes of his dragging roots.
• Grannies would offer him bread he couldn’t eat.
• Dogs would howl, confused between fear and devotion.
Nobody really knew what he wanted — except to roam slowly, dripping forgotten stories into the soil.
He wasn’t here to save the village.
He wasn’t here to destroy it either.
He was just there — a relic, a rumor, and now… a legend blooming between the cracks of cobblestone streets.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Cozy cartoonish textures, like an illustrated 90s folktale book
• Hand-drawn cracked village backdrop with crooked brick buildings and vintage telegraph poles
• Rooted feet and tangled mossy hair blending with trees — but with street corner swag
• Italian phrase “IL MIO CAPPELLO È PIENO DI SLIM!” (“My hat is full of slime!”) seals the absurd myth
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: Premium 100% cotton jersey knit — soft like an old village cat
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit — made for wandering
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Earth Brown, Deep Forest Green, Vintage Asphalt
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Dry low or hang in the woods under a full moon
• Do not bleach — Patapim is sacred
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π Category:
“BRAINROT TALES / MYTHIC VILLAGE LEGENDS”
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π¬ “Some roots grow down, others just get up and walk.”
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π²π£ WALK STRANGE.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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