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π²π£ Product Title:
BRR BRRR PATAPIM – Hobo in da Woods Edition
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π Product Description:
Deep in the mossy meme-woods of Italia Centrale, there lives a cryptid with a slime problem and a vibe unmatched—BRR BRRR PATAPIM. Half-mystic, half-mudman, 100% misunderstood. His iconic blue cap? Yeah, it’s overflowing with primordial SLIM™—and he’s not sorry.
“IL MIO CAPPELLO È PIENO DI SLIM!” is not just a warning, it’s a way of life.
He wanders. He mutters. He patapims. He brrbrrrs.
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π§’ Design Details:
• Overgrown forest hobo energy
• Drippy cap with motion goo
• That grumpy-nosey stare only legends wear
• Font that looks like it was carved in wet bark
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𧦠Wearability Stats
• 80% eco-cotton / 20% mythical vine fiber
• Comfort level: “slept under a log for 17 years”
• Breathable in damp, enchanted terrain
• Print durability: survives cursed rainfall & troll graffiti
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π Included Vibes:
• β¨ Enchanted Forest Swag
• π§ Drippy Green Aura
• π Unapologetic Schnozz Energy
• πͺ΅ Certified Cappello Slimerino™
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π Label:
Marked as: “Hobo di Memelandia – Primo Slim Carrier”
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β οΈ Not recommended for law-abiding campers or clean freaks.
π₯ Available only at: runwaypepe.com/shop
π Join the Brainrot. Live the Slim.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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