Description
π§ Product Title:
π³ BRR BRRR — BAMBINO PATAPIMO π£π±
(Nature’s ringtone. Forestborn. Chronically barefoot.)
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π Lore Fragment:
Deep in the forests of forgotten broadband, where dial-up screeches echo through mossy roots, lives the one and only BAMBINO PATAPIMO.
Spliced from troll DNA, ancient bark, and the soul of a stolen ringtone from a 2005 flip phone, Patapimo is nature’s accidental ringtone prophet. He doesn’t speak—he BRR BRRRs, summoning Wi-Fi in dead zones and awakening the woodland spirits of lag.
Local legends say he once grew from a cracked Nokia battery that fell into sacred soil during a storm. Now he roams barefoot, spreading lag, sprouting memes, and popping up just when you forget to turn off silent mode.
He is joy.
He is moss.
He is Patapimo.
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π¨ Design Breakdown:
• Font: Joy-bubble vintage with citrus sunset fade
• Color Palette: Organic earth tones + mobile app saturation
• Texture: Soft wood-grain fluff, leaf-tufted hat, emoji-tier nose
• Vibe: DreamWorks goblin + early smartphone soul
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Forest Fade, Earth Orange, Meme Moss
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low or let a squirrel slap-dry it
• No bleach
• Iron inside-out, but avoid moss areas
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π§ͺ Rarity Specs:
• Type: TrollinoFibrato™
• Drop Format: Tee / Plush / NatureCall Poster
• Rarity: π LEGENDARY FOREST DROP
• Secret Trait: Can unlock 2G signals in 5G dead zones
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π¬ Last Known Audio Transmission:
“BRR BRRR… your screen time is up.”
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π Available exclusively at:
ππΌ runwaypepe.com/shop ππΌ
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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