Description
🧠 Product Title:
🌵 BRR BRRR — BAMBINO PATAPIMO 👣🌵
(formerly known as Laralito… but we don’t talk about that)
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🧠 Lore Fragment:
In the desert wastelands of Cactus County, a bio-glitch occurred during a Brainrot transmission beam. Lirili Laralito was mid-reboot when a rogue sandstorm corrupted the update, fusing him with the forbidden spirit of Patapimo Prime.
Now reborn as BAMBINO PATAPIMO, this time-warped desert elephant-cactus hybrid patrols the sand realms in a wooden sandal, spreading joy and BRR BRRR sounds to all who dare sleep in.
The clocks? Useless.
The shoe? Eternal.
The smile? Illegal in 13 regions.
His previous name, Laralito, was permanently crossed out after a timeline violation involving a prank call to Tim Cheese’s vault.
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Font: Retro bubble gradient, 90s cartoon memory-core
• Texture: Plush cactus fuzz w/ embroidered bark lines
• Easter Eggs: Alarm clocks frozen at 6:66.
• Style Vibe: Cute cryptid meets desert glitchcore
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Sandstorm Beige, Soft Sage, Clockwork Pink
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low, or hang over a sundial
• No bleach
• Iron inside-out, but never on the spines
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🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: ChronoCactus™ Hybrid
• Drop Format: Tee / Sticker / “X’d Name” Limited Poster
• Rarity: 🌈 EPIC-MUTATED
• Collector Note: The LARALITO text glitch only appears once per timeline
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💬 Last Known Sound:
“BRR BRRR… you forgot to wake up.”
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👁🗨 Available only at:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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