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🧠 Product Title:
🦅 BRI BRI BICUS DICUS — The Raspberry-Cursed Legionnaire of ScrollTok 🍇📱⚔️
(He came. He scrolled. He brr brr’d.)
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🏛️ Lore Fragment:
Bicus Dicus wasn’t born — he was glitched into Rome by a divine bug in the Oracle’s scroll software (version 1.0.6 BC). Trained in the Colosseum and baptized in raspberry juice, this blackbird centurion doesn’t bleed — he buffers.
Wielding a blade forged by Brainrot Inc. and powered by petty repost rage, he conquered the Meme Empire in 3 business days. His army? Fruit. His war cry?
“BRI BRI!!” (Translation lost. Possibly “Send Wi-Fi.”)
Legend says he once defeated an entire TikTok legion using just his iPhone 14, a gladius, and pure sass.
As his ancient mentor once warned (definitely either Plato, Aristotle, or an Instagram comment):
“He who controls the fruit, controls the feed.”
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🍇 Design Breakdown:
• Helmet: Roman-accurate, TikTok-upgraded
• Breastplate: Raspberry-encrusted, unwashed
• iPhone: Blood-red finish, meme-fed, Brainrot synced
• Sword: Titanium alloy + Roman font engraving, zero sharpening needed
• Aura: Raspberry psionics + vaporwave neon bleed
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Imperial Grape, Colosseum Bronze, ScrollWhite
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, or under Roman moonlight
• Tumble dry low, not during retrogrades
• No bleach (Pliny warned us)
• Iron inside-out while whispering “Bri Bri…”
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🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: Scrollavian™
• Drop Format: Tee / Cloak / Battle-Ready Raspberry Toga
• Rarity: 🍇 ETERNAL-EPICUS™
• Scroll Activation: Scan QR on the sword hilt to access forbidden quotes
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📜 Last Mentored Quote:
“The algorithm is just the will of the gods — filtered through brainrot.”
— Socrastotle, 38 B.C.
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🛒 Only at the sacred arena of:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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