Description
π§ Product Title:
PORCELLINO SCHUMARINO – Brainrot Inc.
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π Product Description:
Introducing the PORCELLINO SCHUMARINO by Brainrot Inc. – a chaotic blend of internet irony and highβend softness. This tee is more than just fabric—it’s a declaration of brainrot allegiance, a memeβcore relic for the degens who speak in TikTok tongues and snortβlaugh at 3 AM scrolls.
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π Fit for the Schizo Swinelord
Crafted from ultraβsoft 100% Airlume combed and ringβspun cotton, this tee blends streetwear swagger with meme madness. Whether you’re pigging out on virality or squealing with style, Schumarino keeps you comfortable and unbothered in the most culturally deranged way.
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π Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume combed & ringβspun cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit with ribbed knit collar
• Tearβaway label for added comfort
• Durable design for public meltdowns and private meme meditation
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π Brand Signature
Side sleeve label & inside collar print featuring the BRAINROT INC. seal
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𧩠“TRIPPAMAGICO STRAPPALUNATICO!!!” engraved in the brand DNA
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron insideβout if needed
• Do not dry clean
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π₯ Additional Information
Color Options: Specifically chosen to amplify the design—featuring charcoal tones, muddy neutrals, infernal reds, and vintageβpixel hues like Heather Aqua
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s topβrated providers in the U.S.
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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