Description
ππͺ Product Title:
TREROS TRUCO TRACSMION – The Unknown GraffoRail Chimera
π§ Part tee, part fever hallucination.
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π³οΈ Lore Fragment:
No one knows where it came from.
Not even the graffiti on the walls will speak its name aloud.
They say if you lean against a metro tunnel at 3AM, you’ll hear the faint flush of a porcelain smokestack… followed by the whisper:
“TRUCO… TRACSMION.”
Part ostrich. Part haunted 1930s cargo train. With dual toilet chimneys and heavy emotional luggage.
The only thing it transports… is trauma.
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Emotionally strained ostrich face mid-commute breakdown
• Twin toilet smokestacks belching black smog (trauma-shaped)
• Grimy graffiti walls – Napoli alley meets Berlin underpass
• Acid-toned Cartoon Network™ interstitial lettering (1999 energy)
• Entire concept looks like it was drawn on a subway napkin at 4AM
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π Wearability Stats:
• Material: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (lightweight + breathable)
• Fit: Retail unisex fit – true to size, built for brains and drip
• Label: Tear-away (because the voices said itchiness is a sin)
• Print Method: DTG (Direct-to-Graffiti)
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π¦ Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, 30°C / 90°F
• Tumble dry low like your expectations
• Iron inside-out if necessary
• Do not bleach or dry clean – ever.
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πΈ Category Classification:
πΏ “UNKNOWN / NON-CANONICAL / BANNED IN 7 DIMENSIONS”
For collectors of the inexplicable.
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ποΈ Additional Product Info:
• Available Sizes: Unisex XS–5XL
• Color Variants: Acid soot, tunnel rust, static grey, graffiti ghost
• Shipping: Fulfilled by Printify’s U.S.-based partners – real humans, real fast
• Availability: Only at runwaypepe.com/shop
• Edition: ULTRA-GLITCHED – once it derails, it’s gone forever.
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π· WARNING:
Wearing this may cause:
• Hallucinations of subway pigeons beatboxing
• Involuntary spoken-word poetry
• A deep yearning to yell “TRACSMION” at authority figures
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π§ Brainrot Inc. Certified Artifact™
Handcrafted for collectors of meme-chaos and cursed fashion.
Wear it like you escaped the simulation.
π “Treros truco… tracsmion.”
You were never on the right train to begin with.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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