Description
π₯₯π Product Title:
COCOFANTO ELEFANTO – Swag Drippin’ Jungle Juicecore
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π΄ Product Description:
From the forbidden tropics of Coco-Landia, emerges the only creature that can body slam your thirst for both adorableness and absurdity. Meet COCOFANTO ELEFANTO, a coconut-shell elephant hybrid dripping pure jungle drip™—literally.
Slathered in mythical coco goop and blessed with the energy of ten memes per second, this is a walking (and sloshing) miracle.
“If it ain’t dripping, it ain’t Brainrot.”
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π Product Specs
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton woven in jungle vines
• Oversized comfort, perfect for dancing in banana puddles
• Vivid neon DTG print with maximum goopy freshness
• Unisex fit for all tropical brainrot beings
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π¦ Key Features
• Dripping coconut milk print all over the chest
• Background flora oozing with mythical vibes
• Certified COCODRIP™ on inner tag
• Fonts so juicy they might squish
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π§Ό Care Instructions
• Wash inside-out, like a peeled banana
• Cold rinse to preserve the sacred coconut goo
• Do not bleach—unless you want sad elephant tears
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π Special Label:
β οΈ Marked as: “Dripping Swag Jungle Relic”
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ποΈ Shop now at runwaypepe.com/shop
π§ Designed by the Council of Coconut Elders.
π« Warning: Slippery when worn.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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