Description
BLUEBERINNI OCTOPUSSINI – Classic Burried in the Deep Sea of Brainrot
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📜 Product Description:
From the depths of the abyssal scroll-hole, rises the emotionally unstable cephalopod that tastes like sadness and berry syrup: BLUEBERINNI OCTOPUSSINI. Born of ocean memes and freezer-burnt fruit pouches, this design channels eldritch depression and fruity chaos into one brainrotting drip of genius.
For those who weep in neon, float in voids, and vibe in wet silence.
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👕 Fit for the Abyss Dweller
Printed on 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton, it’s soft enough to cry in and durable enough to slap Poseidon across the face.
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🔍 Product Highlights
• 100% Airlume cotton — like being hugged by the sea
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Retail fit that doesn’t cling to your existential dread
• Tear-away label for sensory peace
• Printed in hypercolor to capture every juicy tentacle
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💀 Brand Signature
Inner collar mark & side sleeve label repping the BRAINROT INC. seal of certified aquatic insanity
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🧩 “GLUBBARIO PUNGENTINO PIANGOLATTICO!!!” encrypted in its tentacled DNA
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🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Don’t bleach or it’ll cry more
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out (if you dare)
• No dry cleaning — too moist
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💥 Additional Info
Color Options: Abyss Blue, Coral Black, Sadberry Purple, Washed Teal
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Fulfilled via Printify’s subaquatic-certified merchants
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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