Description
🧠 Product Title:
GIRAFFA CELESTINA CELESTTINO!
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📜 Product Description:
Behold GIRAFFA CELESTINA, the cosmo-crunchy queen of the fruitiverse. Floating through intergalactic picnic zones with a rind-smooth swagger, Celesttino is part giraffe, part watermelon, all cosmic drip. With boots laced for asteroid stomping and a helmet for deep space freshness, this surreal spaghetti-brained icon is the mascot of juice-fueled exploration.
A must-own for interstellar fruit cultists, astro-zookeepers, and Brainrot pilgrims on their final orbit.
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👕 Fit for the Space-Warped Connoisseur
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton, this shirt is built for wormholes, jungle raves, and stargazing beneath quantum palms.
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🔍 Product Highlights
• Ultra-soft 100% Airlume cotton
• Lightweight & breathable (4.2 oz/yd²)
• Classic retail fit w/ ribbed collar
• Tear-away label (because who has time for tags in hyperspace?)
• Durable for teleportation, levitation, and spontaneous dancing
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💀 Brand Signature
Includes inner collar print + sleeve label stamped with the BRAINROT INC. insignia – officially certified brainmelter.
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🧩 “SPAZIOFRUTTINO ULTRASCHIZZATO!!!” engraved in the brand DNA
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🧼 Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach (unless you’re a supernova)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside‑out if needed
• Do not dry clean
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💥 Additional Info
Color Options: Meteor Mango, Cosmic Navy, Plasma Pink, Vapor Teal
Sizing: Unisex XS–5XL
Shipping: Warp-delivered by Printify’s top-rated terrestrial couriers
Website: runwaypepe.com/shop
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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