Description
π§ Product Title:
ŠPIJUNIRO GOLUBIRO — Paparazzi Edition
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π₯ Lore Fragment:
In the velvet underworld of feathered surveillance, he clicks first and asks never. The elusive Špijuniro Golubiro returns — this time armed not with microfilm or poisoned breadcrumbs… but with a KERTINA-class retina disruptor, known in the West as “a camera.”
Sent by the Balkan League of Lenslords, Golubiro documents secrets nobody dares whisper: government pigeons in love, worm deals gone wrong, corrupt seed distribution. He’s caught five ministers blinking, three generals scratching, and one duck entering a night club in full drag.
No flash. No mercy.
He doesn’t shoot for headlines. He is the scandal.
“POSE… and you’re already compromised.”
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π¨ Design Essence:
• Color palette: Midnight blue, infernal orange-red, cyber-yellow accents
• Illustration style: Gritty neon-noir with exaggerated shadows and bold line art
• Major visual elements: Pigeon in trench coat with fedora and black sunglasses holding a vintage camera labeled “KERTINA,” lurking near a brick wall under cosmic starlight
• Fonts: Retro circus-serif, dual-color blend of glowing orange and red with hard black-and-blue shadowing
• Vibe keywords: Yugoslav street tabloid, noir-punk, Cold War media satire, birdwatcher horror, analog espionage
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π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex — for informants, lurkers, and late-night leakers
• Label: Tear-away
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options:
• Press Night Blue
• Scandal Red
• Flashless Asphalt
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π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold — in darkness, ideally behind curtains
• Tumble dry low under silence
• Do not bleach — it exposes negatives
• Iron inside-out while whistling “GOLUB IN THE DARK”
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π Category:
SURVEILLANCE PIGEON SAGA
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π¬ Final Quote:
“Every photo is a crime. Every feather, classified.”
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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