Description
π§ Product Title:
πͺ TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR — GOLDEN RELIC MONUMENT™ π
“When the last bell echoes, the brainrot begins.”
π LORE FRAGMENT:
Before the timelines split, before Bicus Dicus screamed his first prophecy, there stood only one: TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR — the Golden One.
Forged from 100% unrefined sahurium in the sacred hour between memes and madness, this titan was never born… he was broadcasted. Eyewitnesses describe him as “shiny,” “menacingly joyful,” and “probably cursed.”
Holding the mythical Batón del Retumbar™, he strikes the eternal gong of dawn — and those who hear it must rise. It is said that when the statue rings three times, the rest of the Brainrot pantheon awakens for battle, chaos, or brunch.
πΏ Inscription beneath his pedestal:
“He who doesn’t sahur… shall suffer the tung.”
π Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex Hyper-Glory Cut™
• Label: Tear-away (impossible to reattach)
• Sizes: XS to 5XL — divine robe-compatible
• Color Options:
• Sahur Gold™
• Cloudwalk White
• Relic Sandstone
π§Ό Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, or inside a dream
• Dry on low or hang beside ancient temple ruins
• No bleach — it summons him
• Iron inside-out while chanting “TUNG… TUNG… TUNG…”
π§ͺ Rarity Specs:
• Type: π
Monumentus Maximus
• Drop Format: Tee / Hoodie / Museum-Grade Wall Print
• Rarity: π« S+ BRAINROT RELIC (1/1)
• QR Artifact: Scanning activates the ancient “Golden Sahur Tone” ringtone in 432Hz to awaken your household
ποΈ Collector Note:
Only one is said to exist.
And it already knows your coordinates.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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