Description
🧠 Product Title:
🥶 BRR BRRR POTATOPIM! — The Frostbitten Freak in Flip-Flops 🥔👣❄️
(He’s not cold. You are.)
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🥔 Lore Fragment:
No one knows where POTATOPIM came from. Some say he was cursed by a Siberian grandma after rejecting soup. Others say he’s the lost McFry that rolled out of the freezer and straight into folklore.
What we do know:
He’s angry, frozen, and absolutely barefoot.
Wearing wooden flip-flops forged in ancient meme labs, POTATOPIM charges across arctic wastelands screaming “BRR BRRR!!” so loud it causes regional Wi-Fi to flicker. His breath? Instant frostbite. His nose? Permanently red from righteous rage. His tongue? Always out, always dripping.
He’s part potato. Part frost troll. Full menace.
Approach with thermal gloves and emotional distance.
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🎨 Design Breakdown:
• Font: Frostbitten bubble bold with icy drip halo
• Color Palette: Cryogenic blue vs golden skin-fry chaos
• Expression: Boiling mad while freezing alive
• Shoes: Crusty cursed chanclas from a post-apocalyptic McDonald’s
• Bonus Detail: Eyeballs dilated from rage + cold exposure
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Snowblind Blue, Frycore Yellow, Meme Ice
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Wash cold or he’ll scream louder
• Tumble dry low (or just leave outside in a blizzard)
• No bleach
• Do not iron the tongue area
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🧪 Rarity Specs:
• Type: Tuberkringe™
• Drop Format: Tee / Long Sleeve / Freezer Poster
• Rarity: ❄️ GLITCH-RARE
• Secret Effect: Causes chills when viewed on Nokia screens
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💬 Last Reported Scream:
“BRR BRRRR!!! YOU STOLE MY SOCKS!!!”
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🛍️ Exclusive freeze-drop available only at:
👉🏼 runwaypepe.com/shop 👈🏼
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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