Description
🧠 Product Title:
BALLERINO LOLOLO 🩰💖🔩💪
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💥 Lore Fragment:
Born from a forbidden swirl of protein shakes and pirouettes, Ballerino Lololo is the chiseled muse of Ballerina Cappuccina, the beloved wife of Cappuccino Assassino. While Cappuccino trains in silent fury, Lololo dances under the pastel lights, flexing through heartbreak. Legend says he once whispered “mi mi mi miiiii…” mid–triple spin and caused an earthquake in Venice. Now he pirouettes for vengeance, and for love.
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🎨 Design Essence:
• Color palette: Creamy beige, soft caramel, milkshake pink, glowy peach sparkles
• Illustration style: Surreal 3D parody realism with glossy muscle definition and kawaii sparkle effects
• Major visual elements: Buff smoothie cup with a straw, tutu and en pointe legs, hearts and sparkles in a romantic pose
• Fonts if visible: Romantic swirl serif font with glossy shading and soft pink outlines
• Vibe keywords: Brainrot ballerino, protein-powered romance, meme musical, softcore absurdity
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👕 Real Product Specs:
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Fit: Unisex
• Tear-away label
• Sizes: XS to 5XL
• Color Options: Blush, Ballet White, Vanilla Bean
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🧼 Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Iron inside-out while softly humming “la la la la”
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🔖 Category:
BRAINROT LOVE OPERA
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💬 “La sua passione… è il Ballerino Lololo.“
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🩰💖🔩💪 SWIRL. FLEX. LOVE.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 41.90 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.84 | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 | 27.43 | 28.45 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: Ernest Dobrowolski, [email protected], Kordeckiego 75/19, Warszawa, Mazowieckie, 04-355, PL
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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